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go home
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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