North Korea, Best Korea!
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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