a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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