i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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