Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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