Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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