About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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