the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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