So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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