Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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