He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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