sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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