did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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