Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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