I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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