This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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