At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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