I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
