i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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