So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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