one two three fourrrrnication!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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