This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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