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Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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