She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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