And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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