she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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