They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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