it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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