So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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