Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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