pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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