so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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