Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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