Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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