Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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