dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
only if we run a train.
done.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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