Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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