It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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