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• (519): View more from Ontario

  oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.

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  like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  your sister was..

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• (904): View more from Florida

  it glows. i had to have it.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.

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  Typical.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.

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• (315): View more from New York

  she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him

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