if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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