I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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