whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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