Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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