Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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