I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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