But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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