oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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