At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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