If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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