No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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