Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
my sisters under your porch take her home
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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