party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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