I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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