i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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