I wannas sexs uuuuu
id be glad to
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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