she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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