I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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